September 2011
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August 2011
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Aug 31st
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so i couldn't party because i had to work...
but it was fine because my friends just brought me my Margarita in a travel coffee mug! 
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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i was reminded of this....Good directions
S: My boyfriend has a lot of single friends.
L: So what is that going to do for me?
S: Meaning which one of them do you wanna blow?
L: I'm not even sure how do to that.
Me: It's so easy. All you do is put it in your mouth and make sure not to bite.
Aug 29th
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Aug 26th
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Math questions are so stupid. They're all like "If...
I don’t know, diabetes maybe?
Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
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Aug 24th
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Aug 24th
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so i got back to school tomorrow night
in retrospect this has been a pretty ok summer, in comparison to last summer it has been amazing (my dad died last summer so anything is better than death in my book)  this past week has been amazing tho, i got to hang out with my friends, spend some real quality time with people and catch up on all the sleep that i have been depriving myself from because i am an idiot and don’t sleep. i...
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Aug 23rd
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All I want is my pottermore welcome e-mail
itsharrypotterbitch:
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Ryan woke up that morning and decided to be Oprah.
thisplacecouldburnn: ravenclawdia: “ROLES FOR EVERYBODY!” ‘YOU GET A ROLE! YOU GET A ROLE! EVERYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A ROLE!’
Aug 22nd
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